9/5
2011
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And this is why I love Felicia Day
8/2
2011
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For all you Dexter lovers!
7/14
2011
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Oh and of course the black & white version…
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So I was looking through my photos and I ran across this picture that I made for my sister’s birthday. Isn’t it lovely? I think pink is totally his color!
6/25
2011
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What Not To Wear!
Hello ladies and gents, and welcome to What Not To Wear: The Summer 2011 Edition! Here are some of the more distasteful, aesthetically repulsive clothing trends I’ve had the pleasure of viewing so far this summer:
1) Long shirt as a dress
Do I even need to explain this one? Just because a shirt is a little long does NOT mean you should wear it as a dress! No one wants to see all that! Especially when you’re over 40 (like the lady I saw at the Florida Mall the other day). And if you insist on participating in this trend anyway, at the very least wear some underwear (a courtesy which the lady at the Florida Mall declined to show).
2) Wife-beater with anything
I have three words for this fashion trend: EW YUCK GROSS. These tanks-for-men NEVER look good, especially if you’re old, fat, and/or hairy. Or if they’re stained with ketchup (at least I think that was ketchup on your shirt, hairy man who I saw at Publix).
3) Sunglasses indoors or at night
Why? Because you look like a douche! And that’s the best case scenario. At worst, you look like a creep. “Is Shady McShaderson over there staring at me? Or is he staring into space? I sure wish he wasn’t wearing those creepy mirrored sunglasses indoors!”
4) High heels in impractical places
Seriously, what’s the deal with women wearing super-high heels for every mundane occassion? Like going to the grocery store. Or McDonalds. Or, god forbid, the airport. Who are you trying to impress? Not only do you look out of place, you slow everybody else down. Have you ever had to walk behind someone in 4-inch heels? I have. And let me tell you, you’re not getting anywhere anytime soon when the person in front of you is dragging a parade of luggage behind her at a painfully slow pace, trying not to trip over her impractically-high stilettos.
5) Midriff-baring tops
Before rocking an unsightly ensemble such as the one in this picture, ask yourself these questions: Are you living in the 1990s? Are you a character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer? Is your stomach really that worth showing off? If your answer to these questions is a resounding “no”, then a good rule of thumb is you probably shouldn’t be wearing one. Just saying.
6/13
2011
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Sam you dog!
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Yes. Yes it does.
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Actually, Michael’s mom is terrifying.
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Burn Notice is the perfect show to create captions for. The characters have the most ridiculous expressions! Especially Michael “Puppy dog face” Westen.
